He is a loathsome, offensive brute...

"TheJWT" (thejwt) 08/03/2016 at 21:40 • Filed to: None

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I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the postmodern world.

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

Grody and unattractive, yet I detect a nobility of attitude, and unwavering loyalty; much like a Saint Bernard.

He’s a creature barely hanging on to existence; like a cockroach clinging to a sewer grate.

His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit.

He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away. He transcends time and space. He sickens me. I love it.

dogisbadob > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 21:48

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Hi

watch this

TheJWT > dogisbadob 08/03/2016 at 21:56

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No thanks I’m busy making a Seinfeld joke

iaintafraidofnoghost > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 22:14

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You’re in luck! I’m one of the few people who knows how to contact him.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 22:25

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That should be his presidential portrait.

Hot Takes Salesman > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 22:31

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For some reason, probably because I was just reading about him, this post made me wonder what would happen if I donned a Hawaiian shirt, some sunglasses, a crappy hat and some shorts with a cigarette holder in my mouth and went to a Trump rally as Hunter S. Thompson.

Hot Takes Salesman > iaintafraidofnoghost 08/03/2016 at 22:32

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Construct a pentagram and chant “I love Mexicans, they are rapists” six times while placing a miniature wall at each point?

TheJWT > Hot Takes Salesman 08/03/2016 at 22:38

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I don’t think many people there would understand it...

TheJWT > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/03/2016 at 22:39

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Someone with more artistic skill needs to make The Kramer with Trump’s face. I’m a bit disappointed it hasn’t been done yet

Hot Takes Salesman > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 22:40

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That would be the point, hopefully. Sneak in there, think of lots of different ways to call him a screaming cantaloupe, get out, make a video, ... , profit.

Sam > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 22:44

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I really would like to meet him and see what he’s really like outside of the cameras and press. He may very well be one of the greatest actors of all time, or he may be one of the first politicians to actually just be themselves. Really difficult to tell, honestly.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 22:47

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Too many words on a simple ma....thing

Sneaky Pete > TheJWT 08/03/2016 at 22:50

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Cool, now do one for Hillay

iaintafraidofnoghost > Hot Takes Salesman 08/03/2016 at 23:04

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Ayyyeeee... this is terrible

TheJWT > Sneaky Pete 08/04/2016 at 00:10

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I can’t think of any good Seinfeld references that apply to her, but be my guest.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Hot Takes Salesman 08/04/2016 at 00:29

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Fear and Yuge Loathing in Tiny Hands

Hot Takes Salesman > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/04/2016 at 00:31

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I suggested this plan to my girlfriend and she totally abhorrs it

I could do it anyway because I’m operating very much on the “fuck it” principle

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Hot Takes Salesman 08/04/2016 at 00:36

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I’ve thought about dressing like Marty Mcfly and have a friend look like doc brown show up and make a commotion about 2016A timeline. And get kicked out without nobody understanding the reference.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > iaintafraidofnoghost 08/04/2016 at 07:20

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Does it involve the blood sacrifice of a minority child?

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Sneaky Pete 08/04/2016 at 07:20

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Y tho

iaintafraidofnoghost > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 08/04/2016 at 08:03

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Do you realize this is offensive?

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > iaintafraidofnoghost 08/04/2016 at 08:06

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Oh yeah. I’m horribly offended that a racist won a major party’s nomination

yamahog > iaintafraidofnoghost 08/04/2016 at 09:06

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Do you realize this is heavy sarcasm and gallows humor from a dude who happens to be Puerto Rican himself? Trump’s the one saying the actual terrible things, but sure, get pissy at the guy pointing out the absurdity of it.